Unicorn Tales

Sounds innocent enough, right? Well- guess again. This is one horny Unicorn that has been kept in captivity three different times and forced to mate. You might think that it would be time to be put out to pasture, but luckily, Unicorns are magical and this one is roaming around the city. The tales, lists and advice are all loosely based on wisdom gleaned along the way…names have been changed because I don’t remember them. Please leave your comments, I love to learn almost as much as I love to argue…so either way I win.

Oscar Wilde said “All saints have a past and all sinners have a future.” Here’s to the future! Thanks for reading…

Please feel free to ask any questions you may have in the "ASK THE UNICORN" section and I will do my best to answer promptly.

Oh...and this blog came with the bananas...can you believe my luck!!!? Well, I guess you can- I am a Unicorn.