Andrew M Baker
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
When I was a small child, my grandfather put me on his knee and said "Andrew," (because that is my name,) "There are two important things to always remember in life. The first is that attention span is overrated." Then he stood up, walked over to the barbecue, started grilling himself a kebab and began to write a short article on the value of ducks.
This isn't a true story, but it rather effectively illustrates my outlook on life.