John Harris

While frequently being called gruff, grumpy, and other, less polite, terms of endearment, I am more often called "John" or, if you've known me a very long time, "Johnny", either of which I prefer to, say "Fred" or "George" for example (with no disrespect intended for any Freds or Georges who might be reading this). I have been known to try almost anything once, including cow tipping, and I have been told that you can judge a person by their room. My office is a mess, but I know where everything is, so there! I like to tinker and I know a little bit about a whole lot of stuff, but not a helluva lot about anything in particular. Also, while I generally enjoy meeting new people, I'm not particularly keen on adding many new friends...I can barely manage the ones I have. :-)