Why would you care about a frog? Well, I can say that I'm a special frog, as you can see by the ears. Not many frogs have tall pointy ears like this; in fact, I think most frogs don't have ears at all. Or if they do, they are smaller than mine and don't protrude.

Well, I weigh about 7 ounces, I'm a Capricorn, I have a black belt in Okinawan karate, and I can finger-pick the banjo better than the next guy despite my bulbous toe pads.

Who am I kidding? I can't play the banjo! These aren't even my real ears; they're clip-ons. Listen, if you really want to know about me and my purpose in life, head to my creator's page, or better yet check out his portfolio and see yours truly at the top of the screen. I'll see you there!