Andrew Garrettson

I am a brother, an uncle, nephew, and cousin. I am no longer a son, and not yet a father. I am a lover, not a spouse. My areas of expertise include persuasive speaking, spatial relationships, Japanese motorcycles of the late 20th century, live social networking, witty one-liners, wasting time with technology, and finding the beauty (and the comedy) in everything.

But mostly, I'm an unemployed actor.