BAMF (self proclaimed)

I'm the guy you want to back you up in a fight because my ego is so huge the other guy is gonna kick the shit out of me instead of you (that's your cue to break a pint glass over his face). I drink too much, dip more than is necessary (Skoal Straight), and drop the F bomb about every other syllable. I run off of caffeine, nicotine, bourbon, and motivation. Sleep, hot showers, water, and food are a crutch. My catch phrases consist of "rah," "yut" and, "kill".... most of the time said in unison. I've been called, "son," "son of a bitch," "asshole," "that guy," "please let me go," and "no not there" (the last two I'll admit were really weird nick names this girl gave me one night). I'm on a boat motivator, and i F'd a Mermaid. I've dated Taylor Swift, Miranda Lambert, Miley Cyrus, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston, and dumped them all. Yea, its safe to say I'm kind of a big deal. -rah, yut, kill.....