James Leonard

I'm a Lover and a Fighter. My kryptonite is HEAT. I love to try new things. I like to put ink on paper. When it comes to bologna, I'm for it. I act dumb, but I'm not at all. Shooting: Great at pool, Okay at guns, Horrible at hoops. I like breasts, big ones and little ones alike. My life is an action/comedy. I hate running. I tip too much. I prefer snow storms to beaches. Hip-Hop is for rabbits. I'm really rich, I just can't find my money. Jesus was king long before Elvis. Fish tastes best when raw. Everything looks easier on TV. I'm a perfectionist 50% of the time. I often feel like everyone is Against Me! and I am always up for the challenge. SometimesIjustneedsomespace. I like living on the edge, but I wouldn't build my house on a cliff. I like to win, because it is all that I know. The only thing I've ever stolen was a girlfriend. I tie my shoes once when I buy them, then never again. Pluto will always be a planet to me. I <3 KT! and like to watch her sleep. I like Martial's Artwork. I never liked going to school, now I work at one. I've never said "yes" to drugs. Asian girls wok my world. I'm glad Uncle Sam isn't MY uncle, he's creepy. I wish I had a brother. My favorite shape is the octagon, but STOP signs suck. I was born on The 4th of July. I can probably kick your ass, even if you are wearing your favorite TapouT shirt. Mimes are boring. I hate glitter! Addictions are too expensive. I'm not afraid to die. I take naps. I love memories, good and bad. People don't understand me and that's understandable. I think my parents did the best they could with the kids they were stuck with. When I'm alone, I drive too fast. I love to hate my job. I want to travel the world. I can rip a phonebook in half. My hair grows too fast. I can solve a Rubik's Cube in less than 3 minutes. I love my son. Scars on women are sexy. I have a plan. I don't like team sports. I like girls that like girls. I used to be a private detective. If I don't do something perfect, I don't like to be commended. I have few regrets. My boxing record is 75-15-3. I don't talk with God as much as I should. I refuse to send mail. I'm a math-magician. I strive to be different. I've had my nose broken four times, twice by the same man. I like to jump out and scare people. If you have a question, ask me. I am awesome at lying, but more honest than most people you know. - KZJ!