David HasLastName

Some fellow who has lived in numerous places, but has spent the last 15 in Japan. He used to have a good job, now he works so folks who do little to nothing can keep up payment on their Mercedes---a point which he brings up to them frequently.

He does not think Japan nor Japanese are any more mysterious or hard to understand than any other group, a way of thinking which infuriates froeigners and puzzles many Japanese. After all, how can folsk fro the only country with four seasons be the same as others. It must be Zen.

He cannot spell without spell check. He rarely refers to himself in the third person except when being a pompus ass while writing bios in the Internut.