1.) I paint a lot and tweet about it...but, sometimes I tweet about marathon training. Other great thoughts worth nothing more than a tweet may also be included.

2.) I don't tweet all the time. I try to keep it down to one tweet per day. Though, this is subject to change. Follow at your own risk.

3.) If you speak a language I don't understand, I probably won't follow back because my feed doesn't auto-translate. Here are the languages I do understand: english, broken english, engrish and sometimes spanish or spanglish.

4.) I make an exaustive effort to look at your profile. I will usually follow back if you are a real person with similar interests (or at least post 140 characters of interesting things). I don't follow people who post random 3 word sentences that appear to be completely automated. Unfortunately, those people will never read this because they don't exist. I usually don't follow marketers that tweet advertisements 24/7 without interacting (unless those advertisements appeal to my interests or appear in the form of my interests).

5.) My real name is Ellen Marcus (or if you've found me on IMDB it's "Ellen Marcus (II)". My Twitter name is my pen name.

6.) I use Yfrog because I like to follow people and look at their tweets some of the time, but, not all of the tweets all of the time. Until I can find something like "Google+ Circles" for Twitter, I'll continue to use Yfrog, and may be forced to invest more time in Twitter Lists.

7.) If I don't follow you back right away, it means one of two things. First, I may not be glued to the computer at that moment. Or, second, it may be due to some of the reasons listed above.

8.) In most instances I won't tweet again before following back new followers. However, in some rare instances, I will tweet from my cell phone because I am away from my computer, yet, still able to spell all utilized words correctly.

9.) I'm probably making this more complex than it needs to be.

10.) I should be getting payed for this, but, I'm not.