Host of the “Won't You Be My Killer?” podcast and the acclaimed author of “Raisins are Good for You: A Child's Guide to Eating A Raisin-Only Diet” (one of those things is real), Evan Kessler is a very rich person who constantly spends money on the finer things in life– like pez dispensers and expensive cutlery. He recommends ebay, if you too are a pez dispenser and expensive cutlery enthusiast.

He is also a standup comedian who has performed in places with stages- and some without stages. He has faced much hardship in his life. He may or may not sprinkle some of those tales of hardship into his act amidst all of the dick jokes. Also, yes, you saw him struggling in a Peloton commercial.