Ian Shafter

Hello, My name is Ian Shafter. I have lived in any state that would tolerate my arrogance. So far, i have been forcefully removed from 11 states.

I went to School at home. I currently maintain my HomeSchool, PHd. by being sassy to my teacher. (Mom)

I began my career in IT in 1988 at the wee age of 3. I was so far ahead of everyone around me. And believe me. Alaska is really competitive for IT positions. Most real men in Alaska have never touched a computer, or a woman.

So after earning my homeschool PHd. I started my own company. You have most likely heard of it, Shafter IT. Granted, I had to start it in Wisconsin due to the fact computers were limited in Alaska.

But I digress.. It began to dawn on me how awesome I really was. Even at this young age, my business grew so quickly. I had to hire someone to change my business. I have been told my business is not that pleasant? This confuses me at times.

I maintained this employee while taking positions of increasing responsibilities. Once I was old enough to be hired by legal entities. I was able to put my awesomeness on Display for anyone that would listen. I increasingly became "Let go" from the majority of the positions I obtained. I assume this is because my minions would no longer listen to my stories of grandeur. I really am a Legend! Just ask me!

Please contact me if you would like a reference from VMWare or Microsoft. You do know they contact me frequently for design and technical advise?