John is a stand-up comic born and raised in New Jersey.
He's performed at Carolines on Broadway, Stand Up NY,
Vinnie Brand's Stress Factory, and across the tri-state area.
Forced to abandon his dreams of becoming a magician due to
his ugly hands, John learned at an early age that life isn't fair.
Trained to mix drinks, hustle pool, and sneak into movies by his
grandmother, John set out to take revenge on the world through
random acts of anarchy and sarcasm.
Intelligently vile, John often has strong opinions about even the
most trivial of matters. John is single and likes girls with "moxie".
John may not be "right", but John ain't wrong.