Justine tenZeldam

Justine tenZeldam aka Badd Gramma is a former journalist, content creator, and budding human rights advocate, especially when it comes to sex workers. It's time the “oldest profession” got the respect it deserves.

tenZeldam is also a 58 year old semi-disabled grandmother of 8 (yes, everyone knows and nobody cares ;).

Her last name is Dutch and was given to her buy husband #2 (still friends along with husband 1, baby daddy 1, as well as husband 3 before is untimely death in 2019 due to a Vespa accident in Richmond, California.

She is a poet and recovering sales executive/advertising shark, with PR, training and people skills galore. Her childhood included classical training in the areas of music, dance, literature and more. She loves to brag that she got “on point” in ballet them promptly discovered boys (only partly true as the family had moved from downtown Sacramento where Crocker Ballet School was to the suburbs where the arcades were).

Dad got a job at Atari and she became an unofficial game tester of such classics as Pac Man, Centipede and her favorite, Missile Command.

All this life experience (lives lived really) transferred incredibly well to marketing herself in the world fetish modeling and later BDSM role play/fantasy fulfillment after basically being rejected by Silicon Valley in the mid 20 teens (dropped out of wrong college, grew old, not part of “brotopia”.

There are many more aspects to Justine (yes her real name/named after the Durrell novel no that other one ;) and you can find out all sorts of golden nuggets by reading her BLOG and listening to her podcast, Badd Gramma's Bag of Tricks. (https://anchor.fm/baddgramma or wherever you listen to podcasts.

Justine lives in the San Francisco Bay Area with the Cockatoo she inherited from her late husband, her gay roommate and whoever else might be enjoying the beautiful, eclectic old house she calls home.

She can be reached at [email protected]