Terri Salley

I am the greatest Mom, with X amount of kids who scales tall mountains with one arm in my spare time. My house is always perfect and spotlessly clean . My kids all have straight A's and are currently enrolled in Mensa, because they are almost half as smart as me. I like long walks on the beach, strolling on the arm of my billionaire husband The Prince of Zaynezibar who always makes me feel special by letting me spend his money! My measurements are perfect in every way, “wink, wink hint hint” He never complains, I never complain, every one wants to be me!