Lush Lezza

To be truly honest, I have never been a great lesbain, or been a great social boozer. Something had to give. And when I flipped the coin it was the booze to go. Of course it was a double headed coin, heads being booze, but that is merely a small detail to my tail to come. No more lost memories, no more 'morning afters', no more regrets. Just me, and a zen body (or is that Ken?). I have never been hangover free for as long as I can remember on both a Saturday and Sunday morning. I couldn't even tell you what Sunday looked like, or her name.

This is my story. In all its glory. A lesbian without alcohol. Let's give it a squeeze and see.

Ps- Lush Lezza... I know what you're thinking, and no I didn't get my inspiration from THAT shelf.

Pps- or a pizza box.