Rachel Kaplan

Short Bio:

I work as a Marketing Manager for BitTorrent, Inc.

I also do Web marketing, copywriting, SEO, blogs, advertising and social media/online marketing consulting as well.

I work hard. I play hard. I am nicknamed after a mouse.

The long-I'm-Sorry-I-Have-ADHD-Bio:

I am a writer. I like indulgence and simplicity and being selfish. I look young but think old and still believe in playing dress up. I work in technology and music marketing. Music runs my entire life both in work and play. I believe All is fair in love and rock n’ roll…. And epic trance. I love...Vodka. Beer. Green eyes. 85% dark chocolate and sour patch kids. I like to travel often and travel well. I believe in flying and being happy. Being sad is ok too. Love to Dance. Read - Books open your mind. So do intelligent conversations. I think you should fall in love with your dark side. It is easy to love your good side. I hog the bed. I snuggle. Loved ones call me on my bull shit. Giving the stink eye is part of my bullshit. I silently judge people based on what music they listen to. I love belly rubs. And mud baths. I desire a lot. I know baseball is a class act. I believe you need to always tell your truth. The most important thing you can ever do is tell your truth… even though we all suck at it most of the time. Stubborn. Frisky. I give as much as I can. Give often. Give. Often. I still have a security blanket. I leave doors unlocked. I stare at myself when I walk by a reflection. This is a bad habit. Reading Rumi is not. Aruba, mint chocolate chip ice cream and hot dogs are a great accessory to summer. Concerts and raves are staples. Scary movies and romantic comedies. I read Rumi and Marcus Aurelius. I collect books and memories. I believe there is nothing you cannot be, do or have (most of the time). I think you should love your body. I love my ass. Going up the down escalator for fun. I believe in superheroes. Armin Van Buuren and Dash Berlin. I think it is best to always forgive others( and forgive yourself while you're at it). Miracles are everywhere. Tivo, LED lights and sliced bread are miracles. I make my own rules. Believe - Stay young. Be kind. Be bad too. Get naked more. Laugh more. I laugh a lot. If you make me laugh I love you. I sing horribly loud in public places. I think you should too. They call me Minimau5. I am your art project that got out of hand.