Mike McCabe

About Me:

My name is Michael 'Pman' McCabe. I live with my lovely bird Helen Sims. I have a son, Jay, and a (sexy) daughter, Kate.

Job:

My job is to go around giving people thumbs up around Bradford city hall. this has to be the best job the world I love it. The best thing about my job is that I have access to the best place to take a dump known to man. City hall ay? Lovely. Most people don't know this, but I work part-time as a black rapper producing songs with my bro Omar Nahefdood.

Ambitions:

I hope that one day the Mike McCabe pose shall be recognised and used across the globe along with the saying 'lovely'. I also want to become a teacher of politics, just so I can bring in my big book of politics every day.

Hobbies:

I love to go for long walks in the car and I love to call other motorists wankers. But in my spare time I mostly like to take the piss out of my son Jay. I tease him saying "JAY, GET THE PHONE!" he comes running down the stairs to see me right next to the phone and I then proceed to 'mike' him and say "lovely". this pisses him off, but then if he goes depressed boy on me I just whip the shit out of him.

Inspiring people:

I am deeply inspired by the hard work of Barry Bennet. He has shown everyone everywhere that even with a stutter, you can still be a shit teacher.