I am originally from Gigglalot the second planet of the Lalande 21185 Solar System in the Ursa Major Constellation . I landed in Sidcup, South London after my IGNS (Inter-Galactic Navigation System)(similiar to a SAT-NAV system) failed and I crashed my GIDIUP (Gravitational Impedance Driven Interstellar Utility Plane). Having no means of fixing either the IGNS or GIDIUP I am now stranded in South East, London. I wonder if that make me an illegal immigrant?