The Big Buddhha

Despite of treading along the lines of narcissism and self obsession, I find it difficult to associate adjectives for my description. I don't think any individual has traits that can be summarized with a few stupid adjectives. So instead I have complete sentences at my disposal.
1- I am a 20-something dreamer with larger than life aspirations but limited resources though I am still trying to figure out a way to turn things around.
2- I am day person. I hate the dark. (Scared to shit sounds more likely).
3- I have voices in my head and I engage myself in conversations with them.
4- I am destined to be in the bandwagon of cheap IT labourers that India boasts of.
5- I have no idea what I am doing with my life right now.
6- I have loved Sholay ever since I was a kid.
7- I am an ManU fanatic. I have bad feelings towards Barcelona. I don't like Wenger's pathetic sad face. I hate Real Madrid.
8- Sarcasm is an inherent quality. I can't do away with it.
9- I have a problem with the functioning of the big bad world.
10- Cynicism is my constant companion.
11- I have withdrawl symptoms. So one day I am socializing, the next day I will hibernate and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
12- I am a narcissist and I just need an excuse to talk about myself.
13- So the perfectionist and the narcissist in me are at loggerheads most of the time.
14- I believe that Karma is a bitch that bites real bad.
15- Quizzing is my way of life and it comes as naturally to me as breathing.
16- Food is why I live. I am addicted to greasy, unhealthy food. I hate sharing it.
17- I seem to have an opinion about everything under the sky for reasons unknown to mankind.
18- My current obsession: Twitter.
19- I love reading books.
20- It is very difficult to keep me interested cuz I get bored pretty easily.
21- Have the word vomit syndrome so I get caught up in sticky situations often.
22- I can befriend people very easily but most of the times I choose not to :)
23- At times, I revel in melancholy.
24- Profanity is my middle name but is used only to jazz up my otherwise amazing sense of humour :P

Quite a vivid description 'about me'. Sincere apologies for making it this long. Call me old school but I don't think a mere BB pin can describe who or what I really am.

Twitter : @TheBigBuddhha