Tihana Lalic
copywriter, Social Media Manager, and Writer in Belgrade, Serbia
Content writer, English tutor, gadget enthusiast, geek, gamer chick, Zoo owner
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Creativity lies in uniqueness. Thus I am always "one in a" than "one of the".
Species: Copywriter (Scribblus Nazio Gramaticca)
Sub-Species: Freelance Copywriter, Agency Copywriter, Advertising Copywriter, Website Copywriter, SEO Copywriter
Main nutrition source: Steady diet of regular inputs and detailed briefs.
Appearance: Although physical appearances, fur and mane colors vary significantly from one Copywriter to another, some similarities have been noted. Namely, majority of copywriters have specific round markings of glass-like structure around their eyes which are believed to compensate for their poor eyesight. Also, Copywriters tend to be more vocal than other species.
Habitat: Copywriters are native to keyboards and computer-filled areas. They are naturally drawn to gadgety objects and high-speed internet. There are no known feral Copywriters anymore, they were domesticated and cannot survive in the wild. Freelance Copywriters are usually nocturnal, whereas other sub-species are typically active during the day. They strive in organized and creative environments where their playful side comes into focus.
Social behavior: Copywriters engage in social behaviors and are not typically solitary, as was previously thought. They can cohabitate with other species such as: Project Managers (Freakus Controlli), Graphic designers (Artistae Visualis), Programmers (Bugcreatorae Nerdius), both young ones (Bugcreatorae Nerdius Junior) and old (Bugcreatore Nerdius Senior).
Domesticated and House-trained Copywriters and are often used as a form of a grammar pest control, successfully hunting down small pray such as bugs, spelling, grammatical and style errors. And with their selectively-keen sense of smell, they are amazing hunters when it comes to caffeine beverages.
Mating: Copywriters are oviparous creatures with high fertility rate, and they lay copy every day! Conception occurs when gametes are fused with creativity cells. It takes time for the copylings (copy younglings) to hatch, grow and develop into the full blown mature copy. The
copylating season, ideally, occurs 5 days in a week, 8 hours a day, and lasts throughout the year.