Timothy Paul

Comedic perfromer living in Los Angeles

There are billions of grains of sand on the beach. Am I the grain that completes your castle or gets stuck in your shoe?

I am honest, clever, and was voted most humorous in my high school graduating class. I walk fast, hate Ranch dressing, Oreos, apple sauce, and birds as pets. I think fireflies are the best thing about summer. It is my belief, that men should never wear jean shorts, sandals, or brown socks unless they wear them all at once. The trifecta would reveal them as some kind of brilliant scientist too absorbed with quantum mechanics to be concerned about sartorial standards. I believe in the Oxford comma.