UTex UNC
I'm a genuine smartass, who only truly gives a shit about a handful of people.
Those people know who they are.
My twitter (@UTexUNC) is basically an outlet for me to say things I "can't" say to people who actually know who I am.
If by chance you're reading this and you already do know me in real life....TADA, I'm really a smartass with a lot of different opinions, and sides that you probably never knew.