Aavishkaar Kadam

Mumbai, India

I'm a modern man, digital and smoke-free; a man for the millennium.

A diversified, multi-cultural, post-modern deconstructionist; politically, anatomically and ecologically correct.

I'm a cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal multi-tasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.

I'm new-wave, but I'm old-school; and my inner child is outward-bound.

I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer; voice-activated and bio-degradable.

I interface with my database; my database is in cyberspace; so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time I'm radioactive.

I'm on point, on task, on message, and off drugs.

I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar.

I wear power ties, I take power naps, I run victory laps.

A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic.

I'm a fully equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle.

And . . . I have unlimited broadband capacity.

I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal. Lean and mean. Rough, tough and hard to bluff.

I take it slow, I go with the flow; I ride with the tide, I've got glide in my stride.

Drivin' and movin', sailin' and spinnin'; jivin' and groovin', wailin' and winnin'.

I don't snooze, so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty, and lunchtime is crunch time.

I'm hangin' in, there ain't no doubt;

and I'm hangin' tough.

Over and out.

  • Work
    • Compliance
  • Education
    • B.Sc. Computer Science
    • Six Sigma Green Belt trained