practice being straight and not turning gay, world fastest mcdonalds eater, and slave farming in Niger
Howdy, I’m AbsoluteUnit. I’m a practice being straight and not turning gay living in Brazil . I am a fan of mcdonalds frying fat, and mo mamba. I’m also interested in sicko mode and adopting children for fun.
PS: my hair is shiny like mcdonalds frying fat
My favorite quote is: spotlight uh moonlight uh