AbsoluteUnit Luka

practice being straight and not turning gay, world fastest mcdonalds eater, and slave farming in Niger

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Howdy, I’m AbsoluteUnit. I’m a practice being straight and not turning gay living in Brazil . I am a fan of mcdonalds frying fat, and mo mamba. I’m also interested in sicko mode and adopting children for fun.

PS: my hair is shiny like mcdonalds frying fat

My favorite quote is: spotlight uh moonlight uh

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