Budding Bard here,
You should hire me to write copy. Here's why:
I got a degree from Reed, and it took real cojones to study history in this economy.
I've hiked up the highest mountain in Costa Rica even though I'm from the flattest city in the US, Miami, FL.
I researched a topic I knew nothing about and wrote 80 pages about it; ergo, I can handle your words like a boss.
Lastly, I love learning and I learn quickly. I'm like a Chromebook.
What I'm looking for:
Creative opportunities in advertising.
Small ad agencies looking to take over the world word by word.
People who are looking to do new things with fresh ideas.