My name is Adam Dorsey and I'm a writer and filmmaker.
I've worked for Nintendo and The Cheezburger Network. I've done a lot of things, but right now I get paid for writing comedy. I'm always looking for more work, so let me know if you think I can help you.
My girlfriend sleeps in my bed and my writing partner sleeps on my couch. I call Seattle home, but we're currently living in Hollywood because we heard they were handing out success here.
I like to play videogames, listen to sad girl music, and grow my hair out. I have a stack of unproduced screenplays that will one day make me rich and get me laid, but right now they just make me look important in Starbucks.
Please use the services below to stalk me as much or as little as you would like.