Otolaryngologist [ōtōˌlarəNGˈgäləjist] (noun):
When I'm not in middle of giving someone's sinuses a good roto-rootering, I spend all my time with my beautiful wife, Susie. We enjoy finding awe-inspiring scenery to take pictures of ourselves in. This often entails holding our camera with one outstretched arm creating a half-crooked self-portrait. Thank goodness for Photoshop!
Social Media [sō-shəl ˈmē-dē-ə] (noun):