Adam Waltz

Native to the desert, Adam finds himself in a world of physical and mental demand. On the inside, he is a warm, sweet philanthropist with a soft side for angel food cake. On the outside, however, he is a rugged impenetrable man with firm calves and the will to succeed. Through tyranny and tennis (a deadly combo), he has learned wisdom in its purest form and the perfect recipe for shredded pork tacos. Everything he says is a quotable quote, however you must cite your source. Do not be intimidated by the man who once caught a bear with nothing more than a baseball glove and a bag of basil. He grew a mustache once, and he turned into a private investigator (hint: this is a Burt Reynolds reference). Once in contact with Adam, your life shall become complete.