Aditya Malhotra

Pune, Maharashtra

7 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 3. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 4. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor! 5. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya? 6. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 7. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do that's longer? BB Pin: 26E010D2

  • Work
    • Xebec Digital
  • Education
    • The Bishop's School
    • bishops school pune
    • Symbiosis Institute of Media and Communication