Well, I'm Adrian, and I have what most people like to call arms. Infact, I call them arms too, but unlike most people, I am not a cunt. Most people are cunts. And when you mix cunts and arms together usually bad things happen, like the time some cunt threw eggs all over my car. As a person who is not a cunt I like to use my arms for friendly, more productive things like cuddles and picking fruit. So if we ever run into each other, give me a hug and I'll give you an apple and everything will be just great!