since you stumble in here
a bedroom crasher and pyromancy practitioner, he was a space monkey in the past life. famously known as the father of bananaism ideology , he is the founder the chimp federation for future mankind. during his mission to the mars , he was caught by the subterannean alien in messier one hundred. dissected , brain washed and reanimated,they sent him back to earth to cure insomnia although it was a total failure. infected and dissapointed, now he lead a quiet life. while currently working as moustache trimmer ; he found music , games , books , writing and photography as self amusement. his latest achievement in education is master degree of procrastinator from the university of sleepford.
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