New York, New York
Hey, what's up? I'm terrible with about me sections, which is great for a website called about.me. The top three things to know about me is (1) arrogance is my only flaw, (2) I'm always sarcastic in these things, (3) I can only write for so long about myself before I get self-deprecating.
Other than those absolutely vital facts, the other business about me is that I'm a full-time media consumer and television addict living and working in New York.