Alejandro De-La-Vega

Hi, I am a bastard by design and sometimes by nature. I like meat and aspire to own a pet goat someday. I am at university studying Architecture (Masters)...its shit don't do it. I despise stupid people they make me want to commit homicide. My aims in life are to be successful, marry a woman that can put up with my shit and wont get too plump, and if its not too much trouble procure some fat babies from her...no girls...too much wahala...all man children..thank you please. Everything wrong in my life is David Cameron's fault....just because. What is the purpose of this thing anyway, i just like talking shit so i thought i'd take the opportunity..¬_¬ That is my picture on the right by the way...