How did you find me? Well, now that you're here I might as well tell you a few things. Select things.
I may have been raised in New England.
It is very likely that I write novels, interactive fiction, stage plays, and other such things.
Many sources can confirm that I have served in various HR analytical capacities for over a decade.
It is claimed that several recent photos of me have been taken in Buffalo.
Rumors to the effect that I was born in 1825, while persistent, have not been found to be entirely accurate.