Recently unemployed shallow philosophy type seeks attractive Neanderthal for marriage or money.

I want to be the member of and stylist for a European goth band.

Musical Theatre brings me more pleasure than it should.

The Leading UK Expert in sofa Logistics

constant worryer - hair obsesser - H&M dweller

I'm an accidental accent mimicker.

"You can go out, dancing And I'll write about you, dancing without you And I'll shed a tear between my legs ... 'Cause there's a river running underground, underneath the town towards the sea, That only I know all about On which from this city we can flee"

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