My left brain has a graduate degree and a couple of decades of experience in many software development roles. My right brain got a master's in counseling psychology and trained in dream analysis. Left brain pays the bills. Right brain thinks you all are taking yourselves way too seriously. When I'm not doing any of the above, you'll find me out walking in and talking to neighbors in my downtown Denver neighborhood, whittling away at my movie queue, planning the most exciting trip abroad I could manage that wouldn't end in a desperate call to the embassy from a backstreet payphone, playing with my pets or one or two of my bipedal and better smelling friends, and, hopefully finding reasons to laugh at myself.