I'm offensive, often. I'm also rather charming, occasionally uncoordinated, arrogant, witty and generous.
I have a few talents such as stringing words together in a manner that draws emotion; verbally describing a person, place or situation, drawing you in all the while; clicking a button and capturing a moment fit for a frame; and standing on stage pretending to be another.
I'm pursuing a career in journalism so I can not only use those talents, but use them in such a manner that the average person will take a look a second look at the homeless man, the housewife, the security guard or the mailman and think, "Wow, I never would have imagined..."
I am, in short, a human being, and I will grant you my love, loyalty and respect if you grant me the same in return.