Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies. I am... as free as AIR.............. as clear as CRYSTAL...... as blithe as LARK.......... as fast as LIGHT........... as high as HEAVEN......... as illusive as a DREAM..... as mean as a MISTER...... as meek as a DOVE......... as red as BLOOD............ as cruel as DEATH........... and as grave as a DUDGE .