I am Andrew Wharam a 60 yr old, benefits cheat and scrounger living with my mummy at 3 Roscoe Street, Scarborough, UK. I also like to pretend to be Mike Masters a professional photographer who takes photos like a 5-year-old picking up a camera for the first time. I am well experienced in avoiding work having done so for over 30 out of the past 40 years. If you want to know, what a gormless, pathetic, selfish, self-centred, self-pitying, oxygen-stealing waster looks like, see opposite. You can contact me on 07414862061, 07979194743 or 01723 374417 or you can click on the button above.