sfauism is an ancient philosophic quasi religion that has heavily influenced many ideologies. Buddhism, Taoism and more recently Marxism.
It has three basic tenants, although the more radical of believers feel that there are actually 7.
1) shit happens...deal with it
2) please stop moaning about how crappy your life is....get off your fat arse and do something about it!
3) smile...worse things happen at sea (unless you are at sea, then you really are screwed)