Anna Allen

I am a normal, boring, fun 40-something bipolar stay at home mom with the extra joy ( I really don't think that the right word...) of taking care of my mother who lives with us.

Normal, btw, is just a setting on the dryer.

I am a clutz who on a regular basis, trip over flat surfaces and isn't allowed to stand on ladders without bubble wrap - wrapped around me.

I am hard hearted unless it is a ASPCA commercial. Damn you Sarah McClaughlin! I used to love that song!

I live by the following philosophies - If we don't go crazy once in a while, we'll all go crazy. "I love to sing like no one is listening and dance like no one is watching - so step back and plug your ears- cause I LOVE THIS SONG!!" I generally say the first thing that comes to my mind and go with my true feelings. I tend to be painfully, brutally honest (As in - YES that dress makes you look fat.). Life is too short to pretend to be something I am not.