Salt Lake City, Utah, United States
In life, they'll be no shortage of people who'll tell you how to live. They'll have all the answers... what you should do and not do. Don't argue with them. Say, 'Yes, that's a brilliant idea,' and do what you want. Whenever you write, strive for originality, but if you have to steal, steal from the best. And if you take very good care of your styptic pencil and dry it after every shave, it'll last longer than most relationships you're in.
- woody allen, anything else (2009)