Andrew Randall

Student in Athens, Georgia

Andrew Randall

Student in Athens, Georgia

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As the cliche line directs us too, I often find myself shooting for the stars. Water guns, however, can not physically thrust out a beam of water powerful enough to travel through the cosmos to reach incinerating balls of hydrogen, so I instead resort to soaking other people for my enjoyment. As I have keened my skills and caused many innocent pool goers to scream in terror to the wrath of my super soaker, I have had to sacrifice my pursuit to shoot for the stars. No longer will I accept this, however! I will develop a water gun so powerful, I can make not only the peasants at the pool scream, I will make the systems, galaxies, and universes fear my wrath as well! I will develop a new super soaker; I will develop the very first galactic soaker!

Perhaps by embarking on this innovative journey, I might be able to bring new life to an otherwise cliche line "shoot for the stars". I strive to be able to shoot for the stars; I want to make sure that no one is safe from my super-soaking soaking marathon. I will become the first of a new galactic soaker aristocracy.