Ahoy! I've mostly claimed this to prevent some scoundrel from pretending to be me! If you're seeking me, look no further than my own website, Ark's Ark.
I believe I'm supposed to be using this for self-promotion, so here we go. I'm a writer, actor, singer, and podcaster, though it has to be said that I don't do any of those things as much as I ought to. They are, however, the most interesting sounding things about me that I can think of. Best foot forwards and all that.