Conceived in a lovemotel in Nagoya, was born at the Rikshospitalet in Oslo. Parents both Norwegian, as are their parents etc etc. Apparently there's some Lapp blood somewhere. Didn't stop long in Norway, at the ripe old age of 5 had already fled the country. After stints in Europe, Asia, the Middle East, ended up in the States of America. Great education system, I stayed and went to both College and Business School there. I lie, I took little trips to Japan (twice) and England (once). Found my favourite city, the Big Apple, and decided I was going to stay there forever. That lasted 18 months, until I got a 'can't refuse super job' and moved to London, so here still.I.am!