Software Engineer in the United States
Practiced in the art of supervising the production of yard waste in Jacksonville, FL. Spent a weekend importing teddy bears in Mexico. Spoke at an international conference about buying and selling junk food in Nigeria. Spent 2001-2006 marketing weebles in Edison, NJ. Spent 2002-2008 working on g.i. joes in Edison, NJ. Spent 2002-2010 supervising the production of wooden tops in Salisbury, MD.