CAPT FLASH
AZZBERRI PAWK, NEW JERZI
OVER SEXED. UNDERPAID. TO MANY DRUGS. NOT ENUFF WIMMEN.
AN EARLY VOLUNTEER IN THE WAR ON DRUGS. SENT OUT TO INTERCEPT A THOUSAND HITS OF ACID AND SUCCEEDED.
MISSTAKENLY THOUGHT THEY WERE CRACKERS AND ATE THEM ALL AT ONCE.
THERE WAS A BLINDING FLASH. BEEN AWOL SINCE 68. NEVER GOING' BACK