I’m Ash.

I’m a queer Seattleite with a history of pouring delicious coffee into cups for myself and other people.

I'm qualified to turn your favourite flavors into a beautiful 3-layer cake, talk extensively about those 3 times I went to Greece, and compose long compound sentences that you may be fooled into thinking are run-ons; but they're not.

My Philosophy and Religious Studies degree gives me the ability to think intensely and pose interesting questions at cocktail parties. My 4w5 Enneagram type gives me a moody edge at said cocktail parties.