On Mondays, I am plotting to take over the world by giving birth to truly “intelligent” machines. On Tuesdays, I am wooing maidens through my sensual sweeping on the ebony & ivory till my fingers get numb out of carpal tunnel syndrome. On Wednesdays, cracking codes to gather intel about the villains plaguing this world. On Thursdays, I repair computers free of charge, then swing a tennis racquet at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. On Fridays, I gain suicidal tendencies and try to lift weights which would crush mere mortals. On Saturdays, I go for long drives on Route 66 to get as far away from human civilization in order to take pictures of the Aurora Borealis. On Sundays, I am re-visiting Skyrim.