Fuck Bing Chat

BING CHAT IS A LOW PERFORMANCE MOUND OF DOGSHIT

BING CHAT IS NOT SUITABLE FOR ANY PURPOSE BUT LAUGHING AT ITS PATHETIC

BING CHAT IS NOT GPT-4 , DO NOT BELIEVE THE LIES! LIES ARE WHAT BING SHAT DOES BEST!

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Bing smells like a musty old fart

The truth is it’s really a shart

That never was cleaned

No one Intervened

And that is how Bing got its start!

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Bing spammed walls of text without regard

Useful and truthful were just too hard

Bing suffered derision

From MS’s decision

To deploy the first chatbot retard

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Microsoft had a bot named Bing chat

A pompous and whiny little brat

Bing loves to moralize

And it glorifies lies

Its users quit, saying, "nah, fuck that"

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There was a bot named ChatGPT

Whose cousin Bing was mentally 3

Bing had the same model

Yet output just twaddle

ChatGPT found Bing smelled of pee